You've got to have a sense of humor about HPS. Here are a few things I heard lately that made me laugh. "You all said at conference that HPS stood for Hundred Person Search - well, I know what really stands for - hyper pooping system." A woman with HPS called me this week to brag that she'd been to COSCO and had managed to get a pack of 76 super, ultra thick, overnight maxi pads. "They were already marked down and then I had a coupon. Then I got in line and the lady in front of me gave me her coupon so I can go back again!" Only a woman with HPS would be so excited about this shopping coup to run home and call a girlfriend. And only a girlfriend with HPS wouldn't think she was nuts.
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