Sarah Roemer:
Sarah Roemer
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Information:
Name: Sarah Roemer
Born: 1984-08-28
Height: 1.71
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Filmography:
Hachiko: A Dog's Story (2009), Max on Set: Disturbia... An Inside Look (2007), Current TV (2005), Asylum (2008), Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006)
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Ziyi Zhang:
Ziyi Zhang Naked
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Information:
Name: Ziyi Zhang
Born: 1979-02-09
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
On the Set: Memoirs of a Geisha (2005), Metropolitan Opera (2007), 2005 MTV Movie Awards (2005), Kung Fu Choreography (2001), 2046 (2004)
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Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out
she would have to perform
the Hymenlick Manuever.
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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps
on
Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
cow
spits?
A cud thud!
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If you are standing in the main
street of
Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway
Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that
means it is about to rain.
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What did the little ghost give his mom for
Mother's Day?
A booquet of flowers.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a
new
dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender
asks,
"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck,
"Water".
ValdemarrPenleyaK
Teacher: That's quite a
cough you have
there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What
will you give me ?
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What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.
BeallSeantr
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in
front of you at the movie theater?
You miss most of the film.
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